I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
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The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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