She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
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my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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How did I end up in the pool?!
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Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
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