he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
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Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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