your parents love me but you hate me
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
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Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
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The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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