You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
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We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize