I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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