I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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