It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Randomize
