yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
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Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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