just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
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I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
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the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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