Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
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It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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