Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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