Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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