I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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