I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
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she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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