In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
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WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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