Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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