I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
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i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
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I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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