in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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