how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
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And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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