If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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