Fuck appropriateness.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
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I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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