i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
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That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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