I am puke
no. you can't hotbox the world.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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