Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
The power of my boobs compel you
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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