the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
nutella sex= disaster
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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