I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
We smell like vodka and hangover
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