Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
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once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
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I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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