i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
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We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
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Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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