It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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