he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
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Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
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And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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