come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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