We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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