btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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