four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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