Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I need moral support for this bender
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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