yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
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I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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