I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
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I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
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Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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