Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
