a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
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Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
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If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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