Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Is it because I queefed?
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We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
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Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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