idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
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When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.