don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
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As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?