I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
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I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
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I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
How does one acquire holy water?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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