Christians are straight up FREAKS
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
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As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
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He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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