How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
