no. you can't hotbox the world.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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