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Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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