I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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