Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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