Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
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Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
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Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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