got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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