I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Mom said you looked used
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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