ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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