I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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