Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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